THE TABLOIDS

20^th June 1998

The Editor (The Guardian)

MYSTIC maestro Uri Geller was the true force behind England’s win over Tunisia on Monday. Uri told News of the World readers to place their hand on his St George-bedecked palm at precisely five minutes before kick off “Shut your eyes, build up your own force field and visualise Alan Shearer scoring a goal,” urged Uri. Amazingly, the nation’s psychic energy delivered a goal only minutes later.