Uri Geller Fixed My Xbox” screamed the Sun’s front page on Friday

IT has been a week of rather fantastic headlines which makes you glad print has not breathed its last.

“Uri Geller Fixed My Xbox” screamed the Sun’s front page on Friday. It wasn’t a euphemism. No, the metal bender zapped some wee wummin from Inverness’ gizmo, believed to be long dead through the screen during an episode of Loose Women.

I won’t go into the ins and outs of the 2017 version of that loaves and fishes trick, apart from to say that the bold Uri does have form when it comes to moving objects used by Scottish people.

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